Your Job Is 9% Script, 99% Improv

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Improv

The felt is a universe of perfect, static green. The ball bearing, a tiny silver planet, has just settled into the dark pocket of number 19. A collective exhale from the players. My left hand is already poised to sweep the losing bets, my right ready to push stacks of colored chips toward the winner. My mouth opens to form the four words the manual requires: ‘No more bets, please.’ The script is clear. The sequence of actions has been practiced 49,999 times. It is a dance of perfect procedure, a flowchart brought to life.

Then the real world happens.

Chaos strikes: A late bet, spilled sticktail, accusations.

3 violations, 2 etiquette, 1 physics

A late bet-a messy stack of red chips-skitters across the layout, landing a hair over the line just as the ball drops. From my right, a man in a shirt that cost more than my car accuses the thrower of being a cheat. A woman next to him, startled by the accusation, jerks her arm and a sticky, sweet-smelling sticktail arcs through the air, baptizing the green felt in a splash of bright pink. Three violations of procedure, two violations of etiquette, and one violation of physics, all in the space of about nine seconds. The procedure manual, all 239 pages of it, sits in a locker downstairs. Not one of its carefully crafted sentences explains what to do when procedure evaporates into a cloud of chaos, spilled sugar, and human ego.

The Seductive Lie of Modern Management

For a long time, I believed that the script was the job. I thought that if you just learned the rules well enough, if you memorized every contingency, you could build a fortress of process around yourself that reality couldn’t penetrate. This is the great, seductive lie of modern management: that human experience can be flowcharted. That people-customers, clients, colleagues-are predictable inputs who will follow the arrows to their designated outputs. We spend millions on developing scripts, on training for the predictable, on certifying people in the flowchart. We get very, very good at the dance. And we leave our people utterly defenseless for the moment the music stops and someone spills a drink.

Input A

Process

Chaos!

The carefully crafted flowchart meets the messy human element.

I am ashamed to admit how long I was a disciple of the script. In a previous life, I managed a small independent movie theater. Our bible was a three-ring binder with policies for everything: ticket-tearing protocol, popcorn buttering ratios, bathroom cleaning checklists. I enforced it with the zeal of a convert. One evening, a family came in. The parents bought tickets and a large popcorn. Their young son, maybe nine years old, was holding a small, plain-looking brown paper bag. The script was clear: ‘No outside food or drink.’ I intercepted them at the door, pointed to the sign, and recited the policy. The mother tried to explain. Her son had 19 different severe allergies. This bag contained the only snack he could safely eat. It was a few rice cakes. The script in my head had no entry for this. It had an input (‘Outside Food’) and an output (‘Politely Refuse Entry’). I held my ground. The family, humiliated, asked for a refund and left. I won the battle for the script. I upheld the policy. And in doing so, I turned a family that just wanted to see a movie together into a data point of failure, ensuring they would never come back. The cost of those uneaten rice cakes was maybe 49 cents. The cost of my rigid adherence to the script was infinitely higher.

It’s not the script that’s valuable. It’s the judgment of when to abandon it.

That experience was a crack in the foundation of my belief system. The final collapse came when I met Yuki L. Yuki is a Certified Playground Safety Inspector. Her job seems, on the surface, to be the absolute pinnacle of scripted work. She carries a binder thicker than my arm and a bag full of strange metal probes and gauges that look like medieval surgical tools. She measures the distance between railing slats to ensure they aren’t between 3.5 and 9 inches, preventing head entrapment. She measures the S-hooks on swing chains. She calculates the critical fall height and confirms the wood chip depth is no less than 9 inches for the required protection. Her work is a cascade of numbers, regulations, and non-negotiable standards. It is pure script.

Yuki L: Inspector by Script, Leader by Improv

Except, it isn’t. Last month, she inspected a beloved community-built playground, a sprawling wooden castle that had been the centerpiece of a local park for decades. Her probes and gauges told a story the community didn’t want to hear. The structure had 19 points of critical failure. The wood, weathered and worn, was creating splinters at a rate of 29 per square foot in some areas. A support beam was rotted through. Yuki’s scripted job was to fill out the 9-page form, submit it to the city, and have the structure condemned. Simple. A flowchart. But what the flowchart doesn’t tell you is how to stand in front of 39 distraught parents and explain why the castle they built with their own hands, the place where their children’s heights are marked in faded Sharpie on a post, has to be torn down. It doesn’t tell you how to handle the anger, the grief, the accusations. The script ends the moment she closes her binder. Her real job-the improv-begins when she has to face the people.

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The Script

Probes, gauges, 9-page forms, 19 failure points, 29 splinters.

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The Improv

Facing 39 distraught parents, managing anger, grief, accusations.

Beyond the False Dichotomy

We talk about jobs as if they are one thing or the other. You’re either a creative who improvises all day or a technician who follows the script. It’s a false dichotomy. The casino dealer’s job isn’t just about spinning the wheel correctly; it’s about managing the energy of the table, de-escalating conflict, and making people who are losing money feel like they’re having a good time. Knowing the rules is the absolute minimum requirement, the price of admission. It’s the part you can learn at a good casino dealer training in a matter of weeks. The hard part, the part that makes a dealer truly great, is the improv. It’s the thousands of tiny, unscripted decisions made under pressure every single night.

This is the part that recently became very clear to me. I was trying to end a conversation with an acquaintance, a conversation that had run its course twenty minutes prior. There’s a script for this, a polite social dance of phrases like, ‘Well, I should let you go,’ and ‘It was great catching up.’ But the script only works if both people agree to the scene’s end. My partner in this scene did not. He just kept talking, oblivious to every cue. My flowchart of polite exits was useless. I was trapped. I could follow the script and be trapped for another 19 minutes, or I could improvise-be more direct, feign a phone call, simply walk away-and risk breaking the social contract. It’s a low-stakes version of the dealer’s dilemma or Yuki’s challenge. The procedure is comfortable. The improvisation is terrifying, but it’s the only way forward.

The Script Is the Skeleton.

The Improv Is the Soul.

We keep designing jobs as if we can procedurally remove the messy, unpredictable, human element. We create scripts to protect the system from the people. But it’s the people who are the entire point. The most valuable employee isn’t the one who can follow the flowchart perfectly. It’s the one who knows the flowchart so well that they understand precisely when it becomes a liability-when to look up from the page, assess the messy, sticktail-spilled, emotionally-charged reality in front of them, and do what the situation actually requires. The script is the skeleton. The improv is the soul.

Embrace the unpredictable. Trust your judgment.